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Warning before
going any farther:
If you have
Class, Money and a good reputation, you'll never survive here.
Something for
everybody, even the faith of heart. This is one of the few pages on the net
where you can become Healthy, Wealthy and Wise and NOT spend a dime...
Okay, so you
might be interested a little bit, some of it sounds fine, but building the
beds and doing all of that scientific stuff, just don't cut it! Besides
environmentalist do weird things! They are always getting dirty. Ah come on
now, you know you would Love to roll in the mud, if you could get away with
it, without anyone seeing you. I do it, even if they are watching me! But
then I love to SHOCK people anyway, must have something to do with my
childhood, whoops, that's another page or two, how about a whole book or
two...library of Congress might work!
I don't allow
earthworm growing (vermicomposting) to take over my life, don't get me
wrong, I love them, but they have to fit into my thing, not me into their
thing..
So, if you are
as I, NO, not cheap! Just ecologically minded, with a very conservative
side, that dictates that you don't EVER take a brand new piece of plywood
and cut it up for anything, let alone a bunch of worms. Then read on, don't
tell all those guys that are spending all that money or they might get
mad...
Good sources
of worm bins, take a walk in your favorite woods, see all of those old
refrigerators, bathtubs, freezers, all of that neat stuff that someone else
so considerately left there just to share with you and everybody else, just
so our tax dollars will be well spent, tracking them down and giving them
free room and board for awhile...
Well, grab
some of that stuff, I know its disgusting, but trust me Okay? Drag it home,
remove all of the insides, insulation, wiring, compressors, etc., call the
local junk dealer and give this stuff to him, (see made a new friend) and
your already recycling. Knew you could do it! Keep the door with the empty
shell, you'll be using it later. Now position this monstrosity between your
garden spot, okay the spot that someday will be your garden spot and the
rest of your yard, starting to get a hint? Like the grass clipping go in
from the yard side and the garden refuge goes in from the other. Remember
this is an exercise in cleaning up the environment, which means conserving
energy, especially yours and mine!
Now you have
this big ugly piece of something out in the middle of your yard, neighbors
love it!
Okay, now for
the landscaping, we aren't going to hide it, we are going to enhance it,
after all you want people to ask about it, it's your proof that your a good
guy/gal, and a real environmentalist. With it being the center piece in
mind, start putting rocks, plants, herbs, etc. around the ends, leaving a
small walkway up to the thing in the middle, paint it a shade of paint that
compliments the rocks, timbers, plants, etc. Paint some big bright daisies
on the sides and the words "My Big Old Worm Thing" on it., or?
Now you are a
nice guy/gal with a conversation piece, won't do any good if you don't have
the conversation part, still don't like to spend that money on worms? Fine,
find someone that is giving away horse, cow, goat or rabbit manure, the odds
are that it will have lots of redworms in it. Go get it, put the worms and
some of the manure in the centerpiece and the rest on that garden spot, that
looks so barren behind it now... See you just became a conservative,
environmentalist, with a great yard and garden....An upstanding citizen of
the community with lots to talk about. Now you can talk organics, worms and
recycling like all the rest of us. Only took a few minutes and a pick-up.
Welcome to my
world.
Okay ready for
a great way to get Manure TEA, No you don't drink it, its for those plants
out front that aren't looking so hot, but you being a good guy/gal now,
don't want to put any of that nasty artificial, chemical fertilizers on them
and a pile of horse manure to greet your guests at your front doors just
AIN'T it.
Good, remember
that old bathtub that was in your favorite place to walk in the woods, go
get it, we'll have that whole mess cleaned up real quick! When you get it
home, put it up on something, you know that stuff laying around, you want it
high enough to put a five gallon bucket under the drain hole, now go get
some more of that manure, fill the tub up half way with it, put the plug in
first, making sure the plug has a long pull chain on it. Now, get your hose
and fill the tub up half way with water, let it soak for a few minutes and
pull the plug, did you remember to put the bucket under the hole?
A couple of
buckets work best, so that you can trade them off when they get 3/4 way
full, we don't want manure tea slopping all over those new shoes, now do we?
Go dump it on your plants and water it in. You will have pretty plants and
get lots of fresh air (you breath real deep when your away from the tub) and
lots of exercise...Soak the manure several times, then toss it into your
worm bin., you have just fed them leached manure, just put it on one end.
Now you have a great front yard, a great conversation piece in your back
yard, a great earthworm bin, a great garden and are in great health, must
make you a great guy/gal.
Now did you
happen to notice any old dryers with the drums in them, or washers with the
drums, we want some drums... get some and plant some herbs, in them, these
are great for a great person, who has a great sunburn, with a great big sore
back and who has a real need for a great remedy.
Now your in a
great business. Earthworms and herbs...Just hope you don't run into to many
people like you and me, or we will never sell anything....then we would have
to eat all of that healthy stuff and not have the money for junk food, and
then they would dump their junk food makers, stoves, refrigerators, etc., in
the woods and we would end up working ourselves to death and NEVER making
any money..
Keep it clean,
it belongs to all of us... If you carry it in, carry it out with some of
theirs...Judy
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Updated
10/19/02
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